Cryptozoology Nerd Alert!

Awwwwwww man! Here's the famous Patterson bigfoot footage from the 1970's, which was shot with a pretty shaky camera. It's been stabilized, and it looks like a dude in a suit.

I wanna believe, to quote Fox Mulder, but I'm tired of blurred, poorly focused stuff. Gimme the goods if you want me to take this Gigantopithicus theory stuff seriously.